Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Gods Slained: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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