Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Potions Brewed:	65

New Minecraft Servers

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PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4573	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	251

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	120
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com