Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Buildings Constructed:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	5057

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4527
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	55
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	New Chunks Explored:	583264
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7625
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15