NoobMaster69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2701	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	1381
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

abnormality, anatomical anomaly, anatomical variation, case study, Fun, genetic mutation, human anatomy, internal anatomy, medical anomaly, medical case report, medical curiosity, Medical research, penile shafts, post-mortem dissection, rare congenital anomaly, rare medical condition, scientific discovery, Shafts, Triphallia, TriPhalliaCraft, triphallic man, Unique Anatomy, unusual condition

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Magic Items Found:	4284
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

Active, Anarchic, Anarchy, Community, Custom, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Pure Spawn, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TUSA, Vanilla

The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Crops Grown:	7371	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	696009
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	530
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	396
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1402

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!