NoobiePro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

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join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

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lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6277	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ores Mined:	9400
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CreeperCousinGate2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7427

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

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“Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cosmic Star Escape

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so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy twist inspired by the wacky world of manga! Join us and embark on an epic adventure where Shonen A and their teacher bully manga have taken over the Minecraft universe!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can defeat Shonen A in a build battle, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride giant manga pages through the sky! And if you manage to collect all 5 chapters of their manga, you’ll gain the power to summon a magical manga dragon to protect you from griefers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other surprises await you in this zany Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to start a Minecraft server where anything goes. From building giant statues of chickens to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on KWAB. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and zombie villagers who throw wild parties in abandoned mineshafts.

Join us on KWAB if you’re ready to embrace the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry sheep or engaging in a heated debate with a talking parrot about the best way to build a treehouse.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	192
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.