Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mines Excavated: 1138
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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