NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with normies and living in the modern world feeling like hell? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and find your special someone!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to share your virtual life with?

So come on and join us, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	3990	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	4556
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3586	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6651
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8993	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2714	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/shenity/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.