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PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4060	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6462	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1859	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	3757
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Alien Abductions:	0	Runes Activated:	3