NoNoMineNoNo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3278	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2827	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	513232
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

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HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FriendshipCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyLaughter

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The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCommiesMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1