Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

    Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Saphrex-SMP

    Saphrex-SMP

    Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lose Trump Minecraft Server

    Lose Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

    On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

    In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

    But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Khyscraft

    Khyscraft

    KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

    To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

    There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

    Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

    But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Legend Factions

    Legend Factions

    Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 62 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

    Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

    Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ArdaneMC

    ArdaneMC

    The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

    IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

    But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

    Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

    But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

    So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Farms Harvested: 628 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MoonRiseMC

    MoonRiseMC

    [ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

    We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

    Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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