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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Farms Harvested: 499 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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