join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
Buildings Constructed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Meteorites Collected: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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