NoLoveJustBlocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	192
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	835

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	396439	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9956	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crops Grown:	8415
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1312
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2