NoLoveJustBlocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

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> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Zombie Dances:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	6424	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5370	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	8829	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Potions Brewed:	148

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2313
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	317998	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3