NoLoveJustBlocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1492
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	1974	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6