NoLoansNoProblems | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3247
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

armed group, BlockBlasters, economic struggles, financial constraints, financial crisis, financial crisis management, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding issues, fundraising challenges, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Israeli bombardment, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Funding, money problems, political instability, Raiding, regional conflict, Style, terrorist organization

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	321	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

Apocalypse, Competition, crowded, Datapack, diamonds, Discord, dragons, EASY, finding, Gapple, Hardcore, Mall, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Parking, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rules, Score, Server, Skeletons, Spawn, spot, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2659
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1825	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	821
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5955	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6253	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4864
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	3452

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

away, can’t, consequences, Frustration, getting, he, IT, Justice, Keep, long tail tags: accountability, Minecraft, repeated behavior, smp, with

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1