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| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 146 | Crops Grown: | 8569 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about mainstream shows like Dragon Ball Z or Naruto, we’ve got recommendations that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From magical girls battling evil to pastry chefs creating desserts that will make your taste buds dance, our anime suggestions will have you hooked from the first episode.
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of wacky adventures, crazy characters, and plot twists that will make your jaw drop, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown! Who needs Dragon Ball Z when you can have magical girls baking cakes and saving the world? Join now and let the anime madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon is a total babe magnet, so you’ll be sure to impress all the ladies with your dragon-slaying skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pic with two or more girls before you know it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.
Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 126 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
