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| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5359 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 241 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
