Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Chimeras Created: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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