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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	668
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyInheritance

adhd, business agreement, business decision, business legacy, business ownership, Business Success, CraftyInheritance, DUI, family business, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, financial strain, financial support, generational business, Small Business, Son

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4609	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	New Chunks Explored:	853523
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	7033

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7439	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9502
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4145

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3012	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3