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Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

5 Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FriendshipRescueCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Items Found:	3380

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DisagreeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	157923	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fish Oil Factory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FunCraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Age of World	300 days
Requirements	No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	266	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4684	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZionFree Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

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Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

Curseforge app is required.

Born 9/28/24

Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RakuKatsu server

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Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1