NoJob4Me Minecraft SMP

career, employment, job burnout, job challenges, job expectations, job experience, Job Interview, job market, job performance, job prospects, job requirements, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, Job skills, job stress, Minecraft, NoJob4Me, occupation, smp, undesirable job, worst job

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	329189	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Buildings Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Emeralds Found:	9032

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	3405	Love Letters Sent:	13
Villages Defended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	3059	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.