NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ores Mined:	6233	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dimension Hops:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3266	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2759	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4922
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7023	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crops Grown:	8483	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	108385	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	854	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4