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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9676 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6255 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a scared 5-year-old while dodging virtual chainsaw-wielding actors. Who needs haunted houses when you have Mary’s epic parenting fails to keep you on the edge of your seat?
Join now for a server experience that’s more drama-filled than a toddler’s tantrum at midnight! Don’t miss out on the fun – unless you’re Mary, in which case, maybe stick to single-player mode.