NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	9007
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Star Shards Collected:	85	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	New Chunks Explored:	45968
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	881769
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7266	Dragon Eggs Found:	9777
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	100	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchantments Applied:	186	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2