Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ores Mined: 1429
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 398
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6507
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 32 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Villages Defended: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5679

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8809
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Dimension Hops: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Farms Harvested: 467
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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