Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Crops Grown: 9933
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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