NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	2704	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	5065	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mines Excavated:	2225

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6925
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2626
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Emeralds Found:	6184
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	509	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	3722
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Potions Brewed:	107
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4247	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31