NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, government actions, international affairs, international relations, morality, Politics, Relations with other countries, russia, Russia diplomacy, Russia foreign policy, Russia international relations, russia news, russia politics, Russia sanctions, sanctions, Unfriendly Countries List

so, like, u kno how russia is all like, “we make list of unfriendly countries”? well, dis server is like dat list, but for minecraft! we target moralty, like, if u not nice to ur fellow players, u get banned! but don’t worry, we also have, like, epic builds and mini games and stuff. plus, we have secret russian spies watching u at all times, so u better be on ur best behavior! join now for a wild ride of fun and spyness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Point Clarity

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well, have we got the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u some outrageous reasons why:

1. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone!

2. our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who died in a tragic lava accident. if u see him, be sure to say hi and maybe he’ll give u some extra loot!

3. we have a giant chicken that roams the server, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. just be careful, he’s a bit peckish!

4. our admin is a wizard who can grant u wishes in exchange for rare items. just be careful what u wish for, u might end up with a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server around! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for BLAST Premier Minecraft Server?

blast, Minecraft, PREMIER, Server

BLAST Premier is a global esports tournament series featuring top teams from around the world competing in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Founded in 2019, the tournament is known for its innovative format and high production value, drawing in millions of viewers across various streaming platforms. BLAST Premier has quickly become one of the premier events in the CS:GO competitive scene, offering substantial prize pools and showcasing some of the best players and teams in the game.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LAGLAND SURVIVAL Minecraft server

administration, Auction, buddy system, clan system, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Dimensions, donation, Ip:, java, Lagland, Moderation, Parkour, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Website, wipes

Welcome to the Lagland Survival server!

Lagland Survival is a semi-vanilla, comfortable and cozy server. On our project you can relax, have a good time with your friends, and also do your favorite thing, from creating grandiose buildings to battles with other players.

Supported versions – JAVA from 1.21 to 1.21.1Our IP is mc.laglad.ruOur website is laglad.ru

The dimensions of the upper world are 30,000 by 30,000Dimensions of the lower world – 20,000 by 20,000Edge dimensions – 20.000 by 20.000

What are our advantages?· Freedom of action, but some rules still need to be followed· Circular economy and the presence of an auction· Clan system· Buddy system

From us you can purchase a donation, which in general does not violate the vanilla nature of the game and its presence will make your gameplay a little easier.

Upper world wipes are rare, i.e. once a year – once a year and a half, or for technical reasons where a wipe is inevitable. We will definitely move all your buildings. And in the lower world and the region, wipes are carried out as the cards become clogged.

On our server there are not and will not be any unbalanced teams (optics, creative, mute, kick, ban teams, etc.). Only the administration, as well as proven and high-quality moderation, have such advantages.

Our administration is as loyal and responsive to players as possible, will help at any moment and will do everything to ensure that players enjoy their time on the server.

Join our friendly community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Townscraft: Where pigs fly and diamonds rain, for a community of mining maniacs, bonus, no creepers!

BONUS, Builder, cityscape, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, diamonds, dynamic, Engaging, Events, Farms, floating islands, Fly, Houses, imagination, landscapes, Maniacs, map art, mini game, Mining, multiplayer, Nomad, Pigs, Rain, redstoner, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.
Quick Links	Rules, Discord, Photo Gallery, Video Trailer
In-Depth	Whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events, tight-knit community, all types of players welcome, vanilla experience, honor and trust, secure and thriving community, long seasons, community events
Application	Join Discord to apply

FAQ

1. Can I join the server without applying?

No, you need to join the Discord community and follow the application process to join the server.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on Townscraft?

Yes, you can find the rules document in the Quick Links section. Make sure to read and understand the rules before joining.

3. What kind of community events does Townscraft host?

Community events can vary but may include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and gift exchanges. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, the server has protection measures in place to prevent theft or griefing. Your creations are secure on Townscraft.

5. How long are the server seasons on Townscraft?

The first season lasted 20 months, and the second season lasted 30 months. The server is currently in its third season.

6. Can I play as a solo player on Townscraft?

Absolutely! You can choose to join an existing town, create your own town with friends, or play as a solo adventurer exploring the vast landscapes.

7. What is the server’s stance on mods and plugins?

Townscraft aims to maintain a vanilla experience by not having towny or claims plugins. The server focuses on player interaction and community building within the vanilla Minecraft gameplay loop.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

If you need assistance or have any questions, feel free to ask in the Discord community. The friendly community and dedicated staff are there to help you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9863	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Drop Her Free OF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tranny’s Free OF, rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds and rare loot. But beware, the journey is not for the faint of heart as you’ll encounter deadly mobs, treacherous traps, and maybe even a dancing llama or two.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

Cool, fag, fetish, fetish community, fetish culture., fetishism, fetishist, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic inclinations, fetishistic interests, fetishistic practices, fetishistic preferences, fetishistic tendencies, fetishization, fetishizing, foot, footfag, kink, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pandering, Sexualization, smp, Woke

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

anger, Behavior, BETRAYAL, Communication, Expectation, family, financial struggle, installment, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, nephew, NephewDebtReckoning, new york, payment, relationship, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Struggle, Support, third world, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

ableist, age difference, AGGRESSIVE, assertive, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Dates.., DATING, disability, DisabilityCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Guilt, karaoke night, Manipulation, people pleaser, Respect, social norms, wheelchair

Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

advice, daily routine, Effectiveness, efficiency, HackLifeSMP, Improvement, life hack, organization, personal development, productivity, self improvement, self-care, shortcuts, simplification, small life hack, success, swear by, Time management, Tips, Tricks, wellness, whats

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RedditRageCraft

creepy, Disturbing, disturbing comments, disturbing content, disturbing encounters, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing posts, disturbing stories, disturbing subreddits, disturbing videos, Gore, graphic, Horror, NSFW, reddit, RedditRageCraft, Shocking.., Terrifying, Traumatizing, unsettling

Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

Caucasus region, Conflict, criticism, current affairs, Democracy, democracy movement, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, georgia, Georgian people, GeorgianGamerz, Government, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, President Zourabichvili, pro-Russia stance, public opinion, ruling party, Server, SOVEREIGNTY

lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

chief, Conflict, Crisis, danger, diplomatic relations, funding, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestine, Peacekeeping, political tensions, refugee agency, SECURITY, Support, UN, UNcraftyNettysWorld, united nations, UNRWA

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

ABT-263, Accelerate, age-related diseases, aging, aging process, animal models, anti-aging treatment, cellular senescence, experimental research, fertility decline, Healthspan, hormonal changes, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Menopause, Mice, older female mice, ovarian aging, ovarian function, Ovary, pharmacological intervention, reproductive health, Senescence, senolytic drug

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

armor, breeze, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Fartingwind, FINAL, minecraft server, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, rules, smp, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4