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The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13