NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UNIFILgateRage

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come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wacky Town Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CoverCraftMuslimLand

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

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come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

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omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7929	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AwoogaMC

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Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	4407
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3