No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	New Chunks Explored:	196073
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	367122	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	265	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	5695
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	135	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.