Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Farms Harvested: 479

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 502
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GegMC

    GegMC

    Welcome to GegMC!

    We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

    We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

    Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FennecMC

    FennecMC

    Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

    Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server
    The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

    Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

    The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

    We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

    We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Potions Brewed: 167

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP-style
    IP Address 104.12851.44
    Port (Bedrock Players) 19132
    Players Around 15 total

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

    Server Details:

    Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

    QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

    Community:

    Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

    No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can console and PE players join? Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
    How many players are usually online? Around 15 players total on and off.
    What QOL plugins are available? Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 573398 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • 5 Days Minecraft SMP

    5 Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7760
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • FriendshipRescueCraft

    FriendshipRescueCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

    Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DisagreeCraft

    DisagreeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6162 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Fish Oil Factory

    Fish Oil Factory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FunCraft Server
    Server Type Survival
    Age of World 300 days
    Requirements No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

    4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

    Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4882 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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