No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

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Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

General Info
Whitelisting/Verification System	There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
Primary Host	Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
Main Worlds	Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

2. What are the main worlds on the server?

There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

3. What is the host’s schedule like?

The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Feel This Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	216600	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Missionary Pixel Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mines Excavated:	3423
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Luminexus Network

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A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

East Coast Survival

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East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

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Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	3966
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBlingRush

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ADHD & Autism Crafters

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So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

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Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	64
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.