No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	2753

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4907	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Void Armor Forged:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5883
Magic Items Found:	2372	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9230
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl