No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3313
Magic Items Found:	6659	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	170	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Votes:	3757	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7408
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5546
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2820
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchantments Applied:	166

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	388	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com