No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2512	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	141	Dimension Hops:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

ChargedMinecraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Farms Harvested:	173	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Runes Activated:	7

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Mc.ChargedMinecraft.Com:25569

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

a1craft.com

Akardoo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

mc.akardoo.com

XOKingdoms

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

play.xokingdoms.com

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

papocraft.com

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

revenant.aushost.gg:26280

MilfsMakers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	7359
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

188.165.220.130:25605

Pixel Masters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4964	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

pixelmasters.org

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

jouer.madincraft.fr

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Star Shards Collected:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

play.mystiannetwork.com

Starcraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

198.20.126.195

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Votes:	5188

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

game.sliw.co

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Emeralds Found:	4786
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

pixelmoncraft.com

Darkserver

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Emeralds Found:	600
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Creative Server

78.143.2.90

Sombrero Tekkit

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

tekkit.sombrerocraft.com