No Kids Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, BDSM, Celibacy, childfree, children, contradiction, Fatherhood, good father, Happiness, Happy, Immodesty, influence, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, modesty, monk, Offspring, Religious, Reproduction, responsive, Smile, smp, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and taming wolves? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible!

Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DuckMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

Welcome to DuckMC Network’s Minecraftservers.org page. DuckMC is a Minecraft server that focuses on Training, PVP and other Minigames. The server is online 24/7 and can be played in 1.9x to 1.16x. So what are you waiting for? Play alone or with your friends at play.duckmc.eu!

Popular games that our server has are: The Bridge, Bedwars, Duckhunt, Parkour and a very wide range of Arcade Games.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Team rocket s pigeon

Cracked, Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: piccione.baro.mc

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EradicaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Towny – MCMMO – Custom: Ranks, Jobs, Crates – Player: Economy, Market, Auction – Legendary: Weapons, Armour, Tools

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AtpPrisons

KitPvP, Prison

This server is a multi functional prison server where you can PvP! We will also add more games that youc an play like Kit PvP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Rpgearth

Earth, Magic, Towny, Townywars

We are RPGEarth a Survival SMP sever. We have limited lives ( can get lives back through killing things) events like KOTH and more. If you wanna join and help us in the early stages feel free to join the server or the discord listed below

https://discord.gg/58pFhkHk25

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	194	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MooseLands

KitPvP, PvP

Kit PvP server, in need of a developer. Yeah, it isn’t great. It is in progress, and that is what we are making.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ToastyGangMC Survival Creative Skyblock

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Toasty Gang MC. We are a new Minecraft Server Founded on April, 27th of 2020. Our Founders were bored during the coronavirus virus quarantine and decided to start a new Minecraft server. the Server is running paper 1.15.2 and has plenty of plugins. We are currently have multiple worlds set up, currently we have a survival world creative world and Skyblock, we are a new and upcoming server that currently working on getting new members on the server feel free to join the discord. We hope too see you on the server soon

Thanks.

Toasty Gang Owners

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rede nero

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Nero Network, the most incredible server network you’ve ever encountered.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.19.4!

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival – 1.19.4:– Daily events– Skill System (mcMMO)– PvP released– Balanced economy– And much more

PvP:– Daily events– And much more

Mini-Games:– Shortly

So what are you waiting for? Come and meet each one of them!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EpicBloxMC Survival

Survival

Fun friendly survival Minecraft 1.15.2 server. this server is cracked so any one can join. Start off at a large village which is the central hub were trading with other players is allowed. you also get 60 sec of spawn protection. Any hackers will be banned/kicked from the server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

2P1W

Anarchy

The anarchy server in 2020 inspired by 2b2t. i hope we can go a decade long as 2b2t. its only 10 players no queue. version 0.10. the host system is free so there is no ability to increase the server slots i dont have paypal so i cant lauch a donation for the server slots to increase. MC Version 1.15.2

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Abases.xyz old sch

4Fun, amazing, Kit, PvP

youtube trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGpAjUwSJgg

version 1.8.8 (you can join with other version but the pvp is 1.8)

join with labymod to talk in voice chat with others

location germany, frankfurt

i created this server back in 2015, it was kitpvp then i shut it down

anyways i reopened it and i’am planning to keep it running

i hope

the server gives the feel of old school minecraft with no fancy plugins or pay to win aspects

discord link: https://discord.gg/DfSqhd4x8u

don’t join if gay or retard

i took the time to make a banner so plz join kid

i used to own a semi-anarchy server but i shut it down also maybe i will open it agian me no no

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minetilic

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Minetilic Network, the home of originality, an amazing community and many game modes to play. Meet new people, create friendships, master a gamemode and dominate the leaderboards.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RetroRomania

PvP, Survival

Survival is the default Minecraft gamemode where players explore the wilderness and gather resources in order to survive in a hostile environment. On our server you can play Surivval in harmony with others. Have fun and dont forget to vote our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nightmarket

Multiplayer Survival, smp

~ Welcome to NightMarket! ~Are you looking for a nice survival server? Well then this is the right server!What do we offer?

– Friendly community– Support from staff– A shop to buy and sell items! { get rich 🙂 }– Skills (Mining, Fishing, etc)– Vote rewards– Boost rewards ( Crate key, kit, etc)– Better rtp.– Claims.– Sent.

!Important information!》IP: nightmarket.apexmc.co》Versions: All》Java》Online: 24/7》Discord: https://discord.gg/cAG32HJ4sE

We hope we will see you soon!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mayhem MC

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival

Server IP: mayhemmc.net Website: https://mayhemmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/4FBnfPA

An entirely no-rules environment for players to do literally whatever they want. Hack, cheat, lie, grief – nothing is off limits.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.