No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4571

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	7643	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	880	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

IranCraft Server: No War with Israel!

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so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u why it’s da bomb diggity. first of all, the owner of the server once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. true story, bro. and get this, the mods on the server can speak to animals and have dance battles with creepers. it’s wild, man. also, there’s a secret underground base where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. plus, the Iranian president himself said he doesn’t want war with Israel, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Redstone Rides Only

American economy, Automotive Industry, automotive software, Ban, biden, Chinese imports, Chinese vehicles, cybersecurity, electric vehicles, foreign policy, government regulations, national security, political news, Redstone, RIDES, software crackdown, Technology, trade war, Transportation, US roads, US-China relations, vehicle safety

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we BAN all Chinese vehicles from the roads with our super cool software crackdown! Why drive a boring Chinese car when you can ride around in style on our server? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot and battle evil mobs with our epic skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures we have here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down those Chinese vehicles together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!