Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3775
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	102	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7619	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	480501	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1