Niji SMP EN – General Nijisanji Minecraft

AiaAmare, alban_knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, Discord, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Fulgur_Ovid, general, Graduated Livers, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, niji, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, ScarleYonaguni, Shu_Yamino, smp, sonny_brisko, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nijisanji EN Minecraft Server! If you’re all about the original subjects like LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth, then this server is for you! Get ready to team up with your favorite Nijisanji EN YouTubers and watch streams at the same time like a pro. Just remember to ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for some serious gaming fun! Join now and let the lolz begin! #MinecraftMadness #NijisanjiEN #OriginalSubjectsOnly 😂🎮🔥

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ores Mined:	9338	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	86

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	1915	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	59
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	146	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Runes Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2764	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Animals Bred:	61	Love Letters Sent:	14

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	341401	Crops Grown:	7275
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	7548
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!

NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP

American homes, American lifestyle, common items, everyday items, home accessories, home amenities., home comforts, Home decor, home essentials, home furnishings, household goods, household items, interior design, missing appliances, missing furniture, missing items, modern homes, NoMicrowaveMinecraftSMP, traditional homes, unique homes, Unique possessions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, dude. You gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret room full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can access. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles we have every Saturday night. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with creepers instead of tributes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience with a side of insanity, you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.