Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Void Armor Forged: 30 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7116
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Farms Harvested: 741

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 751 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 163 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 New Chunks Explored: 512270
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9319 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Emeralds Found: 9392
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7982
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dimension Hops: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Potions Brewed: 115

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 7497
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Animals Bred: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Animals Bred: 151 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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