NieceNoobNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Votes:	2604	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5345	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	249	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	7450	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8565	Runes Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	8211	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Emeralds Found:	1495
Holy Grails Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2829	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5