Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
New Chunks Explored: 341119 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PerfektionCraft

    PerfektionCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

    EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
    lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PentaCraft Defense Summit

    PentaCraft Defense Summit
    OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 4071
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

    NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!
    NostalgiaCraft Server

    NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

    Trailer/Showcase Watch Here
    IP Address mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
    Discord Join Here

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    • Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
    • Large world border of 300k x 300k
    • Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
    • Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
    • Graylist system for safety in spawn area
    • Active community and Discord presence
    • Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

    Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an application process to join? No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
    Are there frequent world resets? No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
    What plugins are used on the server? The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
    How large is the world border? The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
    Is PvP allowed in the spawn area? No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mines Excavated: 3187
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

    Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1554 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

    Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP
    So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockquakeCraft

    BlockquakeCraft
    Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

    Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21

    Features:

    • Anti griefing
    • Cross play
    • A welcoming community
    • An active Discord
    • A friendly staff team
    • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions of Minecraft can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
    Is there an active Discord community? Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

    Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

    That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

    Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…
    Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Emeralds Found: 737
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChewCraftersAnonymous

    ChewCraftersAnonymous
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

    Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

    HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BlockPartyJoy

    BlockPartyJoy
    Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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