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Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Farms Harvested:	864	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	7279	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8458
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	4598	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7