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CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	245
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	59	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	120

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	9939	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CarCraftBroNoShare

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Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	77
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6876
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3