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Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we have VShojo and vtubers running amok in the virtual world! Join us for some crazy adventures and shenanigans that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: Froot is building a giant apricot castle, Geega is on a mission to take down all the creepers in sight, and Mouse is leading a nap-time revolution. And don’t even get us started on Kson, who is creating a virtual empire filled with nothing but souchou goodness.

But wait, there’s more! Henya is using her genius skills to create the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, while Hime is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice. And who could forget about Mel, who is single-handedly bringing chaos to the server with her mischievous pranks.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a group of virtual idols causing mayhem and madness in the blocky world? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding, we’re a family-friendly server…mostly). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Novel SMP – Over 200k Views

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got over 200k views on a freaking visual novel in under 24 hours – that’s right, we’re basically the next Gura of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server – so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the making! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	153	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FreeloaderBoyfriend Minecraft Server

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So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s new boyfriend, Pierce? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Pierce would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to meet players who are as mysterious as Pierce charging drinks to your tab without a care in the world. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our community?

Just like how Pierce didn’t ask before putting those drinks on your tab, you won’t need to ask before diving into the fun on our server. It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem!

And hey, if you’re worried about causing a fuss, don’t worry. Our server is all about embracing the chaos and letting loose. So go ahead and tell your sister-in-law about this server – she might just find it as entertaining as Pierce’s cheapness!

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as unforgettable as the night Pierce decided to charge those drinks to your tab. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SandwichCraft – Feed the Homeless, Not the Endermen!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server where you can save the day just like the time I saved a hungry homeless guy from missing the bus! Who needs money when you can give them a virtual sandwich instead? Plus, you never know when you’ll need to act fast to beat the bus – just like in our server where you’ll need to act quickly to survive and thrive! So come join us and show off your quick thinking and generosity in the most outrageous ways possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crops Grown:	3603	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SMP SundayFundayMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring Sundays spent doing nothing but staring at a blank screen? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic Sunday Fundays of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a group of friendly players who are ready to embark on ridiculous adventures with you. From building giant roller coasters that defy gravity to organizing massive pig races through treacherous obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where everyone dresses up as their favorite taco and battles it out in epic PvP matches. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Dress-Up Fridays” where players have to wear the most outrageous outfits they can find in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest Sunday Fundays you’ve ever had! Trust us, your Sundays will never be the same again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Items Found:	1864
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8291
Emeralds Found:	1805	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Potions Brewed:	43	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3