Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief

    LebCraftStrike: MIA Quds Chief
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the Iranian Quds Force chief went MIA after an Israeli strike in Lebanon? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so lit that even real-life military leaders are disappearing to join the fun!

    Join us now for the chance to uncover the mystery of the missing Quds Force chief while building your own epic Minecraft empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret military intel while mining for diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mines Excavated: 2345
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    BoxxyMC: Where we vanilla-cise, SMP, whitelist, and maturely navigate the new world on JAVA 1.21+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Vanilla Experience 99% of farms allowed, no lag machines or malicious contraptions
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization with minimal plugins
    PvP Not enabled, focused on friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Player Limit Less than 30 whitelisted players for a small and safe community

    FAQ

    Q: How do I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/rrkubZTBcUArcG2k9

    Q: Where can I join the server’s Discord server?

    A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/boxxymc-1051904368955363358. Feel free to say hi when you join!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

    Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the battle between souls and soulless beings rages on! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between good and evil, with epic battles and crazy plot twists at every turn.

    Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Animals Bred: 40
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE

    Blood Minecraft SMP Allowed WWE
    Are you tired of boring, bloodless battles in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we embrace the chaos and allow blood to flow freely! Just like in that epic WWE hardcore match between Becky and Tiffany, we don’t shy away from the hardcore action. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated PvP battle that ends with you getting busted open – but don’t worry, we won’t stop the match to clean you up! Join us for some wild and unpredictable gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Crops Grown: 3654
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NoteNinja Minecraft Server

    NoteNinja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the school note provider for everyone else but never getting any help in return? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of school notes! We promise not to ask you for any notes, but we can’t guarantee that the creepers won’t try to steal them from you in-game. Build your own virtual school and be the ruler of your own note-sharing kingdom! Who needs real school when you can have a virtual one with no annoying classmates asking for notes? Join now and say goodbye to note-sharing drama forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ExWifeStormBunker

    ExWifeStormBunker
    Are you tired of dealing with hurricane drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only storm you’ll face is a thunderstorm in the game!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HeavenlyNeighborz

    HeavenlyNeighborz
    Tired of dealing with neighbors from hell in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to annoying neighbors for good.

    Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GangCraft: Exodus Haiti

    GangCraft: Exodus Haiti
    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made 6,000 people in haiti leave their homes? yea, that’s how crazy our server is. the gangs couldn’t handle the epicness of our builds and pvp battles, so they had to dip. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll become so powerful that even gangs will fear you. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the legend.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

    Travelers Reborn: The Modded Minecraft Misadventures

    Minecraft Modded Server Overview

    Modpack Custom-made modpack by server owner
    Player Count Currently 10 players, looking for more
    Updates Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features
    Community Friendly and non-toxic environment
    Events Regularly hosted events for players

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.

    Q: Is the modpack available for public download?

    A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.

    Q: How often are chunk resets done?

    A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Zombie Dances: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Toy Box Minecraft Server

    Toy Box Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of flying your very own F-16… or at least pretending to! Just like Ukraine, we may have lost a few planes along the way, but hey, we’ve got a brand new F-16 flight simulator for you to enjoy!

    Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

    But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6191
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us and build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends.

    Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.

    But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ChildLifeRuinerCraft

    ChildLifeRuinerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the names are a rollercoaster ride of emotions!

    Join us and meet players with names like “Grain” that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pronunciation. But don’t worry, we won’t let you ruin anyone’s self-esteem like some people do in real life!

    Come for the crazy name stories, stay for the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that only happen on our server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about Irish culture along the way (but probably not, let’s be real).

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, we promise)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ProudCraft SMP

    ProudCraft SMP
    Have you ever built a roller coaster that catapults you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft SMP and show off your mad building skills while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. Trust us, you’ll never be bored here – we once had a player who tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons. It was epic! So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyMatrimonySecrets

    CraftyMatrimonySecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop!

    Join us if you want to discover the hidden underground bunker where all the villagers hold their secret dance parties, or the mysterious portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally!).

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a unicorn for a day. And don’t even get us started on the secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of baby zombies.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and uncover the secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out what your spouse has been hiding from you all this time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 201 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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