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| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1209 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Welcome to our new server!
We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.
We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.
In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 611352 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.
So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.
And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1611 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 995 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
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| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
