Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2741
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1283 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Zombie Dances: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Zombie Dances: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Potions Brewed: 72
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 59432 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 123

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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